this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website
Bitch. I am on tumblr day and night…you think I am getting laid?
I’m a dude…
I’m a lesbian…
Just for the comments
not just for the comments……but cuz im not preggo
That did not go where I expected it to.
but i like it
“Tässä elokuvassa jopa pahis on tajuttoman komea”
= “In this movie even the bad guy is really handsome”
OMG IT’S LIKE IT PHYSICALLY HURTS HIM TO NOT BE HUMBLE AND MODEST AND AN ALL OUT GENTLEMAN LIKE “SHIT I JUST CALLED MYSELF HANDSOME OMG TOM HIDDLESTON IS GONNA BE PISSED”
meanwhile, somewhere in England
still the best post.
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.